Your Idiot Software Made By Clowns Permanently Deleted Dozens Of Irreplaceable False Positives!
And because it's so well written, it doesn't even automatically save the logs, so while I was scrambling to find out if I could do anything to get it back, I lost the ability to check the log! What the is this garbage good for? It's doing a better job wrecking things than any virus I could have ever gotten!