Hey there Bitdefender team, I'm in a bit of a pickle. You see, I have this fancy license that's supposed to allow me to install the software on three Mac devices. But apparently, Bitdefender has a mind of its own and has decided to only acknowledge one device. I've chatted with customer support, and I feel like I've tried everything short of sacrificing a goat to appease the technology gods.
So, if anyone at Bitdefender is feeling particularly magical today, can you please just reset my subscription? I don't have time to chat with customer service about this - I've got a job, a life, and a cat who needs constant attention. Otherwise, I'll have to resort to leaving a terrible review and a chargeback on my credit card.
Thanks, and please don't make me break out the goat.